JaSexxy's Sexxy Book Blog
This is my first blog ever and of course it had to be about books! I also will be talking about movies and TV shows. I hope you find my blog witty, funny, informative and fun. I encourage everyone to share their favourite books, quotes, reviews and whatever else strikes your fancy. Stay Booked! Happy Reading!
Monday, July 26, 2021
Rage: A Story of One Fan’s Quest to Buy, well, Rage Told in two parts…
Wednesday, May 12, 2021
Audiobook: The Running Man by Richard Bachman (SK)
I’m on a Bachman kick of late. Read The Long Walk a few weeks ago, and now The Running Man. The only Bachman book I had ever read previously, and this was years ago, was Thinner. Absolutely loved it. For years I’ve been saying I need to read the rest of the so-called “Bachman books” but for some reason I just never did.
Sexxy Review: This book was a surprise for me. Having seen and enjoyed the movie—years ago—I was expecting something similar. The book and movie are worlds apart. That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy the book. I did. Just in a different way than I enjoyed the movie. Though the novel had inflections of King, it was not a typical King novel. I honestly kept thinking I was listening to a Philip K. Dick novel. It was like a Richard K(ing) Dick novel. So, very cool.
Three of the biggest disparities (there’s a 4th but it’s a spoiler), are:
1. The contestants aren’t necessarily criminals. They’re everyday shlubs who interviewed to be on the show.
2. They aren’t confined to a closed set/course. The “Runners” are out in the real world, no boundaries. They can go anywhere. Even fly to different states.
3. The “Hunters” are mentioned but not featured or fleshed out, save one, the lead Hunter, Evan McCone. And he isn’t featured or fleshed out much. Shows up towards the end. The police are the main antagonist. And the network.
Character disparities:
1. Killian, played wonderfully by the late Richard Dawson in the movie, was a black man in the novel. And he wasn’t the emcee of the show. He was more of a producer. Personality-wise, both movie and novel character are in synch.
2. Ben Richards, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie, did not resemble, in either physique or personality to novel Richards. Novel Richards (NR) pyshique is lean, disheveled and worn to movie Richards (MR) clean-cut, bulky buff muscley frame.
NR is a nobody, unemployed, disheveled, and desperate, but smart.
MR is a cop, respected until he goes against the killing of innocent citizens.
NR is married (his wife is a prostitute) and has a daughter—who is sick w/influenza or some lung disease. Which is why he goes on the show. He wants to win the money to pay for doctors & treatment for her.
MR is single and childless and goes on the show b/c he was a prisoner and that’s how they treat criminals.
Novel Richards persona differs greatly from movie Richards. NR is a self-centered asshole with anger issues. He has moments of empathy, very light empathy. He puts others at risk, is rude and dickish. Not a very likable person.
MR has morals, and believes in doing the right thing and sacrificing himself for others.
3. Amber Mendez, played by Maria Conchita Alonso in the movie resembled novel Mendez personality, somewhat. In the movie her character is in almost the whole thing. Novel Amber is only in the last 20-30% of the book. She’s more of a convenience character.
Sub-characters are way off so I’m not even gonna get into it. The novel had some interesting and likable supporting characters. But only 1 or 2 were really given any depth. The rest were mentions or had shallow bios. In fact there is a serious lack of character development that is very un-King.
Audio review: The narrator, Kevin Kenerly, was awesome! I thought his reading, inflections, energy, and style were all perfect. Really brought the story and characters to life. I’m gonna look up more audiobooks by him.
Overall: Once I was able to purge the movie from my mind, I really enjoyed the novel. As I said already, it’s not a typical King novel. Which I keep saying even though I know it’s a Bachman-style novel. I think reading The Long Walk before Running Man helped me adjust to that. I liked the dystopian sci-fi aspect, and murderous game shows. Would’ve loved more in-depth character development and def more on the Hunters.
Final word: Out of the 4 original Bachman books, I still have Rage, and Roadwork left to read. Looking forward to them.
My rating for The Running Man: *ππππ
*trying a new rating system
Monday, May 10, 2021
Final Girls by Riley Sager
“Final” was a cool nod to 80’s slasher flicks with a mystery whodunnit twist. It’s a page-turner, just not a scary yarn. More of a “I need to know what happens next” story. The ending was a bit weird and unnecessary.
I want to love Sager’s novels, but I can’t. I think one of the reasons is b/c of the intentional attempt of misdirection, and painfully forced (and at times, pointless) plot twists. If he’d focus on a more cohesive plot/story, and deeper character development I feel his novels would be so much richer.
This is not to say they aren’t good novels, or aren’t worth reading. They most definitely are both good, and worth reading. His writing style still sucks me into the story. The layers are there and I want to keep peeling away to see what lay beneath. He builds suspense, mystery, and the desire to keep reading. He just falls short of great. IMHBO (In My Humble Bookie Opinion)
I definitely recommend Final Girls for a fhrilling good read!
Stay Booked! π Happy Reading!
Friday, May 7, 2021
Lock Every Door by Riley Sager
I read this book b/c it was a Stephen King recommendation.
SK (via Twitter): Looking for a suspense novel that will keep you up until way past midnight? Look no further than LOCK EVERY DOOR, by Riley Sager.
How could I NOT check it out?! I do have to say this upfront—I mistook his comment that it is a scary as hell, keep you up at night kind of book. It’s not. It’s a page-turning just one more page, just one more chapter, keep you up all night kind of book.
It’s an average suspense/mystery/thriller. I like the creepy goth bogie mysterious NY apartment building backdrop. The main character, Jules—which is her actual name, not a nickname—was fleshed out well. But I feel like the other characters in the book weren’t. There was a huge missed opportunity to ratchet up the creep factor. One character in particular, Lesley Evelyn, had the potential to be a modern Mrs. Danvers, but sadly fell way short.
The predictability level was pretty high. I guessed one of the “villains” upon their introduction. And one of the other ones early on. There were scenes that didn’t make much sense, some scenes that were predictable, or led to predictable outcomes. Sager tries to confound the reader as to whether this is a story about ghosts/haunting, satanists, serial killer(s), cursed building and/or people, or malevolent rich white folks. There are aspects of it that I thought were unique and cool. And some aspects that were WTF and silly. I’m not sure why it was titled Lock Every Door. Doesn’t fit in with the story at all.
I don’t want this to come across as a negative review. I didn’t love it, but I did like it. Overall it was an enjoyable read. A definite page-turner. A Friller (fluff-thriller), if you will. A solid XX rating (=3 1/2 stars).
This was my first Sager novel, and it won’t be my last. In fact I’ve already started another one, Final Girls.
Read Lock Every Door for a frilling good time!
Sunday, April 18, 2021
Mexican Gothic
My first SBBRA of the year (Sexxy Book-Buddy Read-Along)—I’m still workshopping that—was an amazing book! Thank you, Janine Smith for joining me on this bookventure (book-adventure). I enjoyed the book, and our discussions immensely.
Sexxy Book Review:
Loved this book! Deliciously creepy, dark and foreboding. It starts off like a mix between the book, Rebecca, and the movie Gaslight—female character slow descent into madness. Driven mad by a man (naturally). The book exudes the same dark and ominous atmosphere of supernatural mystery thriller as the aforementioned book & movie, except the main protagonist, NoemΓ, is of stronger character. Morena-Garcia does an amazing job of crafting a suspenseful plot, and strong character driven story. It was a tense, riveting, engrossing and addictive story that had me saying—despite my eyes being heavy with sleep—“just one more page. One more chapter...”
I definitely recommend this book, and will most definitely be reading more by seΓ±ora Morena-Garcia.
XXX rating.
Happy Reading! π Stay Booked!
1st 10 Books Read in 2021
Book 1: The Stand by Stephen King
Reread | Audio
Finished: 1.11.21
Book Synopsis: M-O-O-N spells deadly virus pandemic wipes out humanity; epic good vs evil end of days battle. AKA, 2020
My Synopsisexxy: Epic storytelling. Though some aspects of the book don’t resonate well now, this is still one of my favorite novels—all-time, and SK
Rating: XXX
Book 2: Airframe by Michael Crichton
Audio
Finished: 1.24.21
Book Synopsisexxy: Mysterious plane crash from Hong Kong to Denver—94 injured, 3 dead. Female protagonist who works for the airplane manufacturer must solve the mystery of the crash all while avoiding shadow threats, industrial espionage and shady coworkers.
My Synopsisexxy: It was ok. Not one of my faves. But I’m not sure if that’s b/c it was audio and I listened while I was working and my mind wandered a lot, or b/c it just wasn’t that great. I will have to read the physical book. Or listen again but when I can focus more on it.
Rating: X 1/2
Book 3: Star Wars: Dark Force Rising (Thrawn Trilogy.2) by Timothy Zahn
Reread | Audio
Finished: 1.28.21
Book Synopsis: Epic SW trilogy that follows Return of the Jedi. All the original characters are there; Luke, Leia, Han, Lando, Chewbacca, C-3PO, R2-D2. And some fantastic news characters; Admiral Thrawn, Mara Jade, Talon Karrde, and more!
My Synopsisexxy: If you love SW you will LOVE this series. I LOVE SW.
Rating: XXX
Book 4: Armada by Ernest Cline
Audio
Finished: 1.29.21
Book Synopsis: If the movie “The Last Starfighter” mated with the movie “Pixels”, Armada would be the love child.
My Synopsisexxy: The premise should have made this an enjoyable and fun read. Though it was fun, it lacked sorely in substance. IDK if it was b/c it was audio and I was working while listening, and therefore didn’t absorb the material well, but it felt disjointed. Because I enjoyed and loved Ready Player One so much, I was expecting more from this book.
Rating: X 1/2
Book 5: The Case of the Missing Marquess (Enola Holmes.1)
Paperback
Finished: 1.30.21
Book Synopsis: Younger sister of Sherlock & Mycroft Holmes engages in sleuthing shenanigans and hijinks.
My Synopsisexxy: Another cool concept that was a bit of a let down. I watched the Netflix movie adaption and thought it brilliant. So I was super excited to read this book. I wanted to love it, but sadly only liked it. I think maybe b/c it was the first book in the series and therefore a building block. I will definitely read the subsequent novels in the series. If books 2 & 3 are meh, I will probably forego the remaining books in the series.
Rating: X 1/2
Book 6: Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
Reread | Audio
Finished: 2.3.21
Book Synopsis: YA dystopian nerd, and gamers wet dream with a lot of 80’s & 90’s references.
My Synopsisexxy: This is just a fun as fu(k and enormously enjoyable read. As a nerd it checks off all the boxes on a nerdy checklist; anti-social, 80’s & 90’s references to cartoons, toys, video games, comic books, books, movies and music. Classic underdog David vs Corporate asshat Goliath in an ΓΌber virtual reality world, story.
Rating: XX 1/2
Book 7: In the Woods by Tana French
Audio
Finished: 2.15.21
Book Synopsis: Ireland Murder detectives with lovely Irish baroque’s investigate a grisly murder of a young girl.
My Synopsisexxy: I love a good murder mystery/crime drama, and this was a good one. My one complaint is that it felt like too much was going on. To the point I felt lost at times. But that may have been b/c it was audio and while I was working.
It was like a Guinness—stout and filling. (Shameless Irish simile. It was shyte. I regret nothing)
I did like it enough to add the second book in the series to my TRL.
Rating: XX
Book 8: Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno-Garcia
Sexxy Read-along | Ebook
Finished: 2.15.21
Book Synopsis: If the book, “Rebecca” mated with the movie “Gaslight”, Mexican Gothic would be the love child. Female protagonist’s slow descent into madness from being driven mad by a man (naturally).
My Synopsisexxy: Loved this book! Deliciously creepy, dark and foreboding. The book exudes the same dark and ominous atmosphere of supernatural mystery thriller as the aforementioned book & movie. I love the main protagonist, NoemΓ. Morena-Garcia does an amazing job of crafting a suspenseful plot and strong character driven story. It was a tense, riveting, engrossing and addictive story that had me saying—despite my eyes being heavy with sleep—“just one more page. One more chapter...”
Rating: XX 1/2
Book 9: Punching the Air by Ibi Zoboi & Yusef Salaam
Hardcover
Finished: 2.21.21
Book Synopsis: “A powerful YA novel in verse about a boy who is wrongfully incarcerated.”
My Synopsisexxy: A timely and poignant story written in beautiful lyrical prose. Zoboi and Salaam (of the Central Park Five now Exonerated Five) offer readers a glimpse of the stark contrast of our justice system and how it treats whites and non-whites. Written from the perspective of the protagonist in prose. It’s so beautifully written. Heartbreaking, real, and hopeful.
Rating: XXX
Book 10: Eternity’s Wheel (InterWorld.3) by Neil Gaiman, Michael Reaves, Mallory Reaves
Audio
Finished: 2.22.21
Book Synopsis: YA sci-fi novel about saving the InterWorld, multiverse and “everything in between”.
My Synopsisexxy: 1 kid, Joey Harker, from our earth, has doppelgΓ€ngers all over the multiverse. They all have the same name but with various spellings, and physical iterations. They all are part of the InterWorld task force that protects InterWorld and the multiverse. There’s time travel, space travel, magic, science, aliens, binary entities, and a lot of confusion. The first two books were quite enjoyable. I don’t know if it’s b/c it’s been years since I read book 2 and subsequently lost interest, or b/c it was audio, or both, but this finale was not as enjoyable.
Rating: X