Monday, January 31, 2011

Water for Elephants, a JaSexxy review...

**** THERE WILL BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW****

Well I want to say that this book was amazing! A must read!  A modern classic!  But sadly I can say none of those things.  I started off with high expectations and came away with, eh, it was good.  It started off with such promise, what a  great premise; 1930's carnival life and elephants!  How cool is that!  But what I got was a watered down version of what I expected.  No pun intended.  The problem with the story is it lacked substance.  There was no meat on the bones, instead of a turkey leg, I got a chicken wing.  There was very little story development and even less character development.  We get a cliffs notes summarized background of maybe 5-6 characters, 3 of them being the main characters in a slipshod manner.  Rosie, the elephant, was in the story sparingly and I think she was in it more to justify the title than anything else.  Now I'm not saying she was only mentioned once or twice, but in all honesty I think she was mentioned more as an outlet for August's anger and to build some schmaltzy sympathy from the reader.  The chapters go by quick and for good reason, to keep the reader from realizing there is no substance to what they are reading.  Not only did the characters have a summarized history, but the entire book felt summarized.  It felt like Gruen threw the book together in one night.  Here I'll give you the entire book; Jacob, a Pollock, is studying at Cornell to become a vet, like his father; his parents die, he loses home to bank; he goes back to school only to run out of his final exams and jump a train, a circus train; gets a job; falls in love with his boss's (August, who is abusive, shocker) wife, Marlena; she falls for him, trouble ensues, bad guy dies, couple goes off and lives happy, happy.  We're being told all this through flashbacks from 90 something year old Jacob, ala The Green Mile.  He's in a living assisted facility,his wife is dead, he's unhappy, he's losing his mind, he's not losing his mind, his kids, grand-kids don't see him enough, and so on.  I did enjoy the supporting characters even though they were there just for show and to later try and draw on our heart strings. Gruen creates a scenario where Jacob and August throw down, both are severely beaten and Marlena ends up with a black eye.  Jacob can't see out of one eye, can't focus and gets dizzy from just opening his one eye, despite that he climbs to the top of a moving  train, jumps cars (all with a knife clenched in his teeth) to get to Augusts' car and kill him.  What sense does that make?  Even if we are to believe Jacob did all these train acrobatics all banged up and in the middle of the night mind you, who wouldn't suspect him to be the killer?  They just had a knock out fight and there were rumors that Jacob and Marlena were having an affair (which they hadn't yet, only kissed and exchanged adolescent glances).  The only suspects would be Marlena or himself.  And when he gets there he doesn't even kill August!  He leaves the knife on the pillow to scare him.  Which no reference is even made to the knife nor the effect it had on August anywhere after that scene.  No, the only reason for this scene was so that Gruen could have Jacob's 2 buddies, Camel & Kinko(Walter) thrown from the train and create some predictable tug your heart strings sympathy moment from the reader, which it did not, at least not for me.  It actually just annoyed me.
It wasn't all bad.  There were some really funny lines and ultimately was captivating enough to keep me reading it.  It was cool to read about circus life back in it's heyday and as I said I did like the supporting characters. There was so much potential with this story and it's a shame it wasn't fleshed out more.
I won't categorize it in Fluff Lit, but I will put it in Fast Food Lit.  It's quick, serves its purpose, but in the end just isn't satisfying. I'd give it *** (out 5*'s), b/c popularity of the book deems it should be, but for me it's more like ** maybe **1/2.
As always I encourage everyone to read it themselves and form their own opinion, this is just what I thought and books, as all art forms, are subjective. Happy reading!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

The greats...

So I was thinking of classic lit, or more so stoic authors. I think with authors like Hemingway, Nin, Miller, Dostoevsky, Bukowski, Rand and their ilk, you have to read them from the beginning of their works, to read out of order is disservice to them and as a reader. You read their 1st work, novice, finding their voice, but you sense the greatness lurking there, then progress to where they've settled into themselves, found their voice; then you get to where they've not only found their voice, but are now using it, compelling the reader, daring the reader, exhilarating the reader; then their slow descent either into madness or the ego or both. Or even more tragic into mediocrity.
At least that's just my opinion. I think that's why I put off the greats, I need to be ready! :)

Thursday, January 20, 2011

162 of 200

Haven't posted in awhile, sorry, I know all 8 of you must have been so lonely without me!

Still far from my goal, but getting ever closer!
Books
160: FaeFever
161: The Water Room
162: Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh
All read! Working on 163: The Continual Condition & 164: Smoke & Mirrors  right now. I will be taking on Full Dark, No Stars this weekend. I'm a huge Stephen King fan and one of my best friends, who is also a SK fan, told me it was great.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Bah Humbug!

I have just bought A Christmas Carol by Dickens. (which also includes The Chimes & The Cricket on the Hearth - $6 - Gotta love B&N classic books!).  I have set aside BloodFever which I am almost done with, in order to read Dickens's timeless classic.  Now I must admit, ashamedly so, that I have never read this book. I know, I know, but I just never got around to it.  But that changes this year!  I will make it a tradition to read it every year, as I read The Raven by Poe every Halloween.  If you've read A Christmas Carol, please share your thoughts on it, if you haven't I'll be telling you about it soon enough. :)

Sunday, December 19, 2010

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed..



 After over a decade of being part of this Ka-tet, my journey has come to its end
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed..
This was the 1st line of the 1st book in the greatest adventure I've ever read and quite possibly one of the best opening lines in a book ever. The Gunslinger, the 1st book of 7 in the epic tale of  the Dark Tower was written by Sai Stephen King back in 1970. He wrote 7 DT books from 1970- 2004.
I should've prefaced this with how big a SK fan I am. I have read 90% of his works. I must admit though that I never had any interest in the Dark Tower series. Then I read 'The Stand', one of King's best books, quite possibly the best he's ever written and one of my all time favourite books. I found out that the DT books had a connection to 'The Stand' and also one of my other favourite SK books, 'The Eyes of the Dragon'.  Loving those books as much as I did, I decided I had to give the DT tale a try.  I started reading them in the mid 90's.  After reading the 1st 4 books, I was so mad at myself for having waited so long to start.  From page one of the 1st book I was no longer a reader, but a participant in a fantastical journey of obsession, murder, intrigue, betrayal, undying friendship, pure love, monsters (both human and fantastical), devotion, death (both warranted and necessary of both good and bad characters), villainy, heroism and destiny. An adventure that enslaved me and drew me into, as if I had no choice in the matter.  Whenever the new tale came out, I bought it and read it immediately, greedily, like a junkie getting his overdue fix.  It sounds silly, yes?  But if you've read this tale then you know what I am talking about. If you haven't, I suggest you began. But I caution you, you will not ever want it to end.  I've been reading the last book for 6yrs.  Not because it's terrible, but because to read that final page was like coming to the end of a special relationship.  You know it's coming, but you don't want to face it.  I am both sad and elated that I have come to the end of the journey and not be disappointed with its finale.  Truly remarkable epic tale and may it do ya, I say thank ya Sai King.

JaSexxy's Road to Reading 200 Books

Yellow Book Road to 200

Good book day, everyone! 
At the end of 2010 I had reached 159 books read, so in 2011 I wanted to attempt reaching 200 books read.  The below is a list of the books read in 2011 and the corresponding number in which they were read.  I'm happy to say I not only reach my boal, but exceeded it!

160.  The Water Room (Peculiar Crimes Unit #2)
161.  Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh
162.  FaeFever (Fever.3)
163.  The Continual Condition: Poems
164.  Smoke and Mirrors: Short Fictions and Illusions
165.  Water For Elephants
166.  Rebecca
167.  DreamFever (Fever.4)
168.  Full Dark, No Stars
169.  High Fidelity
170.  The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide.1)
171.  The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (Hitchhiker's Guide.2)
172.  Life, the Universe and Everything (Hitchhiker's Guide.3)
173.  So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish (Hitchhiker's Guide.4)
174.  Anthem
175. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.1)
176.  The Hunger Games (Hunger Games.1)
177.  The Catcher in the Rye
178.  Catching Fire (Hunger Games.2)
179.  Mockingjay (Hunger Games.3)
180.  We the Living
181.  To Kill a Mockingbird
182.  World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War
183.  Bossypants
184.  The Man Who Loved Books Too Much: The True Story of a Thief, a Detective, and a World of Literary Obsession
185.  Delta of Venus
186.  Into the Wild
187.  The Thief of Always
188.  Darkly Dreaming Dexter (Dexter.1)
189.  Dearly Devoted Dexter (Dexter.2)
190.  The Walking Dead: Days Gone By (TWD.1)
191.  The Three Musketeers
192.  The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
193.  Zombie In Love
194.  The Hellbound Heart
195.  Mister B. Gone
196.  The Walking Dead: Miles Behind Us (TWD.2)
197.  The Walking Dead: Safety Behind Bars (TWD.3)
198.  The Walking Dead: The Heart's Desire (TWD.4)
199.  The Walking Dead: The Best Defense (TWD.5)
200.  Loving Frank
201.  The Walking Dead: The Sorrowful Life (TWD.6)
202.  The Walking Dead: The Calm Before (TWD.7)
203.  The Walking Dead: Made to Suffer (TWD.8)
203.  The Walking Dead: Here We Remain (TWD.9)
204.  The Walking Dead: What We Become (TWD.10)
205.  Fight Club
206.  The Walking Dead: Fear the Hunters (TWD.11)
207.  The Walking Dead: Life Among Them (TWD.12)
208.  The Rum Diary

It was a great book-year!  Some amazing book adventures.  Some were eh.  But overall a great year for reading.  I've read over 350 books as of 2020 and will be counting down to book read number 400 (ETA 2021)!
Stay Booked! Happy Reading!